A happy woman??

The clock on my laptop shows 3.20 AM now and i still don't seem to have any signs of sleep. Dinner has been great and I wasn't going much positive or negative either on the online poker i have been playing. May be the monotonousness of the game pumped me to write something. Anyway, Howsoever I am writing this.

I have always wondered how life has many dimensions. Every person has his own sense of identifying his/her own dimension of looking at life. The good old example of seeing a half empty or half full glass. That is a basic way of drawing a line between optimist and pessimist. One looks at the one half and the other looks at another.

But the classification i am writing here is much grayer/graver than it seems to most people. The difference between male and the female train of thought.

Biologically speaking, the classification is banal. Difference of few hormones.As a matter of fact, an embryo is always a female with XX chromosome at the time of its formation until the Y chromosome kicks in which causes the few differences(Biological differences, mind it!!). Imagine there were no Y chromosome.A world with only women. Fat ladies jealous of each other with no crime and wars in this world(only cold wars).

I wonder, how could a small difference in the hormones cause such a huge difference. I am not being a  masculinist but yes women are a way different kind of a creature. The distaff has always been given lime light in this aspect of being wayward. Even during some of general discussions with my younger sister, she comes up with phrases like "ladkiya thodi ajeeb si hoti hai" and i am like "thodi ??????" . So i guess girls know this and still are okay with that.

Lets point out some differences, ummm,lets say attractiveness. Men are clear about their choice of females. If a man finds a woman good, 95% of other men will agree with him. "Yeah man!! She's good !!". whilst, in women's case, they have categories. They have cute ones, sexy ones, hot ones, innocent ones, sweet ones, caring ones, brotherly ones, manly ones,masculine ones...list goes on..I have heard all these till now(will update this list as soon as i discover more of these categories).

How about mood swings? There have been thousands of quotes about men's knowledge of women(mind it!! just quotes and no palatable knowledge!!). Women mostly don't know what they want. Actually, i think what they want depends on what kind of mind frame(rather mood frame) they are in. A few days back i was going through some random confessions page where i found many posts of girls confessing liking a guy and when that guy approached them, they changed their mind. A sudden 'realization' bumps into their mind that "No!! this isn't the guy for me. What a fool i have been". To my no surprise, there were no such posts or even i never heard of a guy changing his mind "suddenly". Guys are clear about what they want. Men of their word, if they like(let's use a moderate word here) someone, they will like her till the end. No matter what happens, their mind is never going to change.

Women's thoughts change more often than vibrations of a string of a guitar being played by Stevie Ray.
And i am a guy who has been around some of the smartest women of the country of my age(as society perceives them, not my personal opinion) ,though only few are there in my industry.Some come from elite engineering schools, some went to IIMs,Some are making more money than what their dads do.
I don't judge them being right or wrong. The only point i am trying to make here is that , in mine and most other males's view, they are psychologically different and understanding most of them is much more complex than understanding men.
A happy, non-moody and determined(meaning non-confused) woman is a myth.
Feedback Welcomed :)

Psenti sem

So off late things have been quite squalid. Oversleeping, missing early morning meals, buying just the extras from mess while giving loathing remarks to the prepared mess food(esp the unbuttered rotis).Well things there have always remained same altogether, may be a paid holiday for 6 months in noida had made us fastidious gourmands of good(read edible) food.

Moving along the rest of the routine of the day, there are not many classes to be attended (ofcourse if bhagvad gita hadn’t introduced tutorials).when the clock hits 4, a sudden realization of bathing our stinking bodies comes to mind(the deodorants could also be used as some (read most) of us do).Fitness freaks off to gym(like me) and the other smart chaps are either sipping hot tea on redis chatting about the singularity of the psenti semite or the immediate junior batch’s girls. Sky dusks and everyone is back to mess for the pathetic excuse of having dinner. Thereafter what happens in hostel rooms while playing “infected mushroom”  is beyond words. That’s where I think about my screwed up first year and I say it to myself "Totally worth it….."

Limn of a young man's life

Not my original, but couldn't agree more....

23-26 is certainly not a nice age for a man….

Your ex-gfs are getting married , Your career has just started, Elders treat you as unproven theorems, College guys feel that you are too old to have in there group.

You seem to enjoy both cartoon and news. You can no longer eat whatever you wish without putting on weight. You look like an ape if you don’t shave daily. You are not invited for weekend cricket matches.

Every Aunt you meet asks ‘Shaadi kab kar rahe ho beta!!’ while uncle asks ‘Career ka kya socha hai beta…?’. When the reality is that you are just riding the wave and going with the flow. You have all the confidence in the world but little achievements to show, You already have the first hand experience of the life, You know that whatever you have been taught about the world in schools has been sheer waste of time. You can be denied a job even after passing the test and you could be given a job if you know someone placed high enough. Politics till now was a dirty word but now you feel it everywhere.

You know now love is not that blind and that friendship has its terms and conditions. You know there is nothing for granted and free lunches are not free. Your overconfidence is now making way for a humble conscience. You now know it is not exactly what you thought it would be.

The Google plus Travesty

Hi all...we(the 4 trainees i mean including me) were soon transpired that my new company in noida Pyramid IT consulting Inc. stanched the flow of web pages from facebook.com domain as such behavior of using social networking is treated with a dour view by this company's network administrators, i was left with nothing more than finding some alternates to sate my social networking quench while in office...as i was able to somehow access Internet through my old 2G connection and somehow managed with the moby vista of things...anyhow the repugnance in my mind for this company exacerbated as time passed because there was no point in being plaintive about something which you cant help.
And there i found a google+ invite in my mailbox and so it made me synoptic of the view that there is a possibility of me using this only for the coming few days or months. So did i rejoinder to the specious invite in my mailbox by being a member of that mincing and dainty social networking website.Then surfaced the suggestions which were all my gmail contacts who were already members of that insurrection and of course the suggestion based on the number of mutual friends. more or less it seemed a much pontifical and furor travesty of facebook.

As i scrolled through the posts on its wall(err home), all i could see was people(rather upstarts) bantering over facebook, prognosticating google's hegemony over facebook in social networking gamut over the coming time and flaunting a hauteur of being a part of this so called google's new project and their rather sceptic friends ululating and balking over the new concept.

I superficially browsed over to discover the facts and stats of people being part of this website(some even calling it a revolution).I came to know through the prefatory browsing that the new joining to this site has been viral and at a much faster rate than what it was for facebook or for that matter any other social networking website(Twitter,LinkedIn..)

Some of the remarkable things of google+ being the translucent motility of the things that disappear or appear or either of the two at the same time(in a little gruff manner at times)
So insentient of the consequences and under the momism of a bad interface gave me a ca rte Blanche and i added up all the suggestions that came up on that.Winsome of having a wider network, i soon discovered that i have been adding even my friend's friend's friend and that added up to some 3500 people in my circles and some 900 people added me in their circles. The worst commotion being that there is no direct way of removing those whom i had added by visiting their profiles as there was no option of removing( rather i would call it ostracizing) them from your circles.The suavity of the fact that there wont be any more people in my circles soon vanished when the people in my circles went up when some of the invites that i had sent , while adding up my suggestions, were accepted.
So now it galls me whenever i open google+ and i see my home page inundated by posts from random people and i had to snub those to get to the posts that i am concerned about.
Lets see how long it will take me to get out of this welter with still 780 people remaining that have been invited by me. Quite funny it sounds to me at times.

Writeup for Srijan Sandhilya - extended version

I never knew the word limit in the writeups on BITSAA site..then i came to know it was just 500 characters but by that time i had written this writeup for my BUDDY srijan...I wanted him to read this so couldnt find any better option than to post it on my blog. If you dont know srijan(what!! you don't know srijan..) i suggest you to click on X button on the top-right corner of your screen(top left in case you are a linux user) as this post is very much classified and none of your concern.So here it goes-

Sreejan(or Srijan..i am still not clear about this thing seeing the variations on facebook and various other sources ..newys chuck it) Sandhilya aka Jhandu….I have known him since the first day on campus itself. He used to be my wingie room no. 309. I was in 304. His first roomie was a sardar who left the college to seek admission in some college in Punjab(what a loser he was to miss on befriending and learning from such a MAGNANIMOUS person) The first time we met he seemed more or less a typical bihari(though he is marwadi by origin) with that accent. Never knew this guy was no ordinary guy like most of us and that some time down the line he is going to prove his real self as an indigenous genius. And even I wasn’t wary of his mastery over sarcasm.

Following some 2 months of lonely nights, he was roomy with the alter ego of gaurav bharadwaj, saurabh bharadwaj( I was there that night to witness them make out ).His most activities include mooting current affairs, boasting of his B knowledge, exploring past facebook statuses of his friends to find somewhere to fit in his ironical comments to make the situation a complete farce, Sleeping with dogs(literally dogs), hagna(this time too literally constipation), savoring chicken(or any other form of bones and meat studded over them),framing jokes about chirag,kicking people out of his room whenever he feels like opening DC and do something nasty(and glutinous), managing fake profiles on facebook and many more harami things you can think of doing in BITS. Still no matter how much of a smug he is..he is really a buddy(he will not agree to this but he is and he knows this).This was proved when on my Birthday when he and gaurav brought an eight-pound cake . I just can’t forget the moment that day. I was so much touched by that moment of torpor and diabetic sweetness that I had never expected from both of them. There are a lot of things that could be learnt from him...most palatable being swimming. Others being modesty, smugness, sybaritism and how to abstain from girls whom you like..no matter how close she was to you or  held the same post in your high school times... just to be sure that you are not at all predictable.

Now no matter how evil or caustic he is/was towards me, i would remember him as one of the most important brick in the wall of my BITSian life. There have been times that I was irate at him because of the times he made me embarrassed and conjectured in front(or mayb on phone) of some of the BITSian gals but still the fun times and confabs we had are more than just to make me pliable of all my cantankerousness.

Hope the fun continues in 8^th semester so that he is screwed in his A8 CDCs as much as I am in my A7s(aah just kidding..hope he rocks them just like he did In all CP courses).My comprees start in 4 days still I am writing for him just coz I don’t want to lose this opportunity to banter on him( You won’t find many such opportunities in his case).

Hello folks!!

Congrats to all of you for the splendid success of India in the world cup 2011. And after hearing the rumors of Sachin's retirement, I can just say that i wasn't being agnostic(yes! coz after all he is a god) in my blog about the world cup(you may scroll down my blog archives and read that in case you havent). But still lets hope that he stays for a jiffy, may be just to complete his ton of centuries to etch it in his annals and also most importantly so that every Indian can boast about it.

Anyway, on some requests and recommendations, I have again compiled some eclectic statuses which i would like to share with my blog's visitors to give them another reason to smile and rejoice the feat! Enjoy Reading!! :)

           
                                                  

>First team to win world cup on homeground!

and first champion team to be led by a wicketkeeper

what an inning by DHONI!! 

India proved that they are the champions and not just because GOD plays for them!!!!!

>LAGA DEE LANKA................

>2007 early exit to 2011 winner...All things are possible!!:)

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gulli cricketers? helicopter shots?? pure luck??

shut the FUCK up!! WE are the WORLD CHAMPIONS...!!!

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wanna taste some victory??? go ask DHONI !!! he cooked it for all of us !!! and trust me..hes the best cook i have eve seen!!!!!!

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doesn't bloody care if the world is ending in 2012, because we are the CHAMPIONS.

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BCCI to give 25 lakhs to Siddhu too for scoring maximum number of words in a single world cup.

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ek sawaal... jo abhi bhi mere mann ko sataaye ... "whr the fuck is poonam ?? :P "

>  i am the dust-sorm at SHARJAH, i am the mayhem at MULTAN, i am the nightmares of the GREATEST, i am the TURBANTAR, i am the WALL, i am the DADA, i am the 10 for 75 , i am the VERY VERY SPCL 281, i am the NAT WEST FINAL, i am the 6 SIXES in an over, i am the WORLD CHAMPION !! I AM " TEAM INDIA " :)

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Gambhir, if u were a girl, i'd marry you right now!!
Sachin, for you, even the above constraint is relaxed. just say yes!!...

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Pratibha Patil has invited team India for tea. Didn't we hear that she was far better at cooking?

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Seeing so much blue color around after the world cup victory, James Cameron has decided to re-release Avatar in India.

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India!! Ist team to win all three types of world cup: 60-60, 50-50, 20-20

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"O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won!!!!"

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how come a pitch which was supposed to support spin bowling towards the end turned out to be a batting one ? seems like the Wankhede pitch report was nothing but an "April Fool's prank" on SL !!!

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Can tick off a certain point from my Wishlist now !!!

Congrats Team India

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yeh toh SACH(in) hai ki BHAGWAN hai....!

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Poonam Pandey: Hum in sri lankans ko hara ke dikhayege...
Kumar Sangakkara: chalo hum haar gaye ab dikhao...:P :P

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"i m glad that i saw god of cricket walking with the utmost cup of the cricket"
n we told the world that u can't mess around becus 'daddy 'is here...

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It's estimated that the earth shifted on it's axis by approximately 0.55 degrees in about 5 minutes when the entire population of India jumped up and down 

Hello folks!!

There has been infinite fervor throughout the nation regarding yesterday's win of India over Pakistan and thus making it to the finals. I saw a lot of interesting as well as funny facebook and Google talk statuses which i compiled and would like to share with you all so that you too can have a smile and laugh over them. If you also have came across some interesting one or crafted one of your own then share it as a comment to this post. I shall also add some if i find more...Enjoy reading... :)



>Never seen such fervor, pugnacity and patriotism....Ramayan's next edition to be issued this saturday !!(thats my original \m/)

>thank you missball-oh-fuck(misbah-ul-haq) and Yousuck khan(younis khan) for playing at your individual best......

kaash pakistani bachpan mein school gaye hote toh jaan jate ke aag mein haath nahi dete haath jaal jata hai

>....dear pakistan,we come from the land of KAMASUTRA...we have 277 ways.....u just witnessed one!!!:-)

>Interesting to see that during the awards ceremony for today's match, there was no Manmohan, no Aamir, no Ms Pandey either. Just a certain Manu Sawhney, who heads ESPN Star. He happens to be a BITSian :) (off course this 1 is the koolest :P)

>Hindustan - Tees March ka Tees Maar Khan !

>Sanjay Manjrekar: "The call is for 2, but the fielder is virat kohli... so no point"

>Quote on Sachin Tendulkar by Barack Obama: "I watch cricket, not because I understand it, but just to see who is the guy who …when he plays…the productivity of my country drops 50%."

>counter terrorists win !! \m/

>Gilani to PM: Aaj ka match mohali mein kyu rakha gaya ???
PM: Kyuki haarne ke baad tumko yehi se bus mein bitha ke lahore ke liye Ravaana kar denge :P :P

>PAK OFF!

>The Indian Cricket Team has managed wonderfully and peacefully to do what our Intelligence has failed to do- "Keep Pakistan out of Mumbai !"